The Axe Murderer (British Drama)

Peter Sallis is Lionel, the failed Axe Murderer, who rants about how tough it is being one - lugging around an axe and waiting in the forest for his victims to arrive. He meets his match when Melanie and Louise arrive. Their walk through the forest is becoming a boring one when Lionel jumps out and threatens to kill them with his axe. 

The girls are not afraid at all and feel Lionel is not very good at being a killer - this bothers Lionel. He tells them that he just can't seem to get the practice he needs to get underway. The girls decide to add some excitement to their lives and invite Lionel back to their place much to his surprise, and later, shock. But Lionel gets the last laugh.